you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I looked at my own cervix.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
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and my herpes radar will keep us safe
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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