How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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