don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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I want her autograph on my taint
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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