My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
you traded sex for a burrito?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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