walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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