hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
How external is "for external use only"?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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