Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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