It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
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