she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
cat food counts as protein by the way
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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