Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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