I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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