thus making me awesome and them whores
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Come share oat with me in your robe
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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