if only i could text you this smell
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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