Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Randomize