You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
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I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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