I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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