She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The feeling are messing with the penis
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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