thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
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You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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