I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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