By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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