Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
NoShamevember. You game?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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