Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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