In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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