When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Randomize