woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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