maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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