so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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