it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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