I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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