Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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