Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
ugly people sure do ruin things
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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