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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
its liver damage thursday
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