Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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