Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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