well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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