so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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