how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
as a side note pls kill me
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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