i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
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Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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