He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize