There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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