Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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