I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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