is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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