ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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