Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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