I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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