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Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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