I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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