bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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