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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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